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Weenees
We have rare, expensive versions of these adorable stuffed toys,
including:
- Tommy the Termite
- Nicki Nematode
- Penny the Plague Rat
- Harvey the Hissing Cockroach
- Leo Leech
- Billy-Bob Boll Weevil
- Vernon the Verminous Vole
- Bob Buttock
- Chrissie The Chigger
- Vinnie The Virus
- Polly The Pustule
- Colin the Colon Polyp
- Billy Bubo
For our international readers - the
chigger is a particularly
adorable kind of tick.
The Majestic Armadillo
The
armadillo. Poised. Intelligent. Scaly. Now the
essential majesty of the armadillo has been captured
in fine porcelein by world famous artist Boris McBaloney.
Production of this limited edition masterpiece has been
restricted to as many as we could possibly hope to sell,
and then some. Each one is accompanied by a genuine certificate
of authenticity (certified McBaloney). The design is hand painted, as
Third World
child labor runs a lot cheaper than the average armadillo
painting machine. The eyes are crystal [i.e. glass], the
snout is detailed with genuine Ohio diamonds
[flint]
Yours for just 8 easy payments of $39.99. Your armadillo
will always be a talking point at dinner parties, e.g. "Just how
much did you pay for that thing?".
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