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Name Laser T. Dog
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Employee Title : Dog
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It is your responsibility to maintain this agreement and ensure that reviews of achievement against objectives are recorded.
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Job Purpose Statement The purpose of the job is to proactively maintain an ongoing "good dog" status, while synergizing with bipeds in an inter-mammalian team environment.
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Key Result Areas (KRAs) - use these spaces to identify areas in which you need to be effective to achieve your overall job purpose.
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Success criteria - use these spaces to identify measures which will help your level of success in delivering each KRA.
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| Barking |
Opening mouth Emission of Canine Acoustic Waves (CAWs) |
| Trotting Around | Must have happy but demented expression |
| Being petted | At least one vigorous belly rub per day |
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Squirrel Repulsion |
High speed launch from back door. |
| Job Profile | Personal profile | |
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| Core Competencies | Dimension | Dimension |
| Understanding caninity and its values | Eat, sleep, and bark | Laser is familiar with canine paradigm |
| Forward motion | One dimensional, until turns | Extremely rapid |
| Concern for quality, safety, and security | Barking at intruders | Wagging tail detracts from deterrance |
| Walking with others | No pulling | Skilled at tangling humans in leash |
| Customer focus | Expectant fixed stare | Only customers holding dog treats |
| Drive | To the park | The dog can't drive, thank goodness |
| Critical Competencies | Dimension | Dimension |
| Eating pellets | Effective chomping | Mastication beyond call of duty |
| Rawhide chew destruction | One per week | On "fast-track" program - can destroy big knotted chew in one determined session |
| Area of skill or knowledge | Level for job | Personal level |
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| Tail wagging | Gentle swishing | Vigorous table-clearing destruction |
| Furriness | No obvious mange | Completely furry |
| Barking | Discrete yelp | Eardrum-splitting barrage |
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Barks need to convey more specific information - not
just "Pay attention to me." Need to gain additional experience with different dog treats - suggest managers buy huge selection from pet store. Need to gain experience eating steak - managers have been too selfish to share. |
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Opening doors - grow thumbs by January 2004 Drivers licence - obtain learners permit by June 2002 Walk on hind legs by November 2003 |
| Competency | Dimension | Skill/knowledge | Level | What job and when used |
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| Rodent chasing | Run and catch | Identification of rodent menace, racing towards it. | High | Early in current job, until squirrels stayed out of yard |
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