The DORF Expunger

• 15 tons, 45 feet long.
• 20 cylinders, 37 valves per cylinder.
• 9 gallons to the mile.
• 4.1 x 10⁴ cup holders.
• Seats 20, with space left over for cow and hog carrying needs.
• One car garage will easily fit inside.
• Parking is easy: vehicle assimilation feature removes and crushes cars in the spaces you need.
• Scratch-Guard feature protects your paintwork from damage in collisions which can total other vehicles.
• Detected by 90% of nation's seismographs.
• Bumpers made from solid osmium - the heaviest metal known to man.
• Launches cyclists into the next state in some bicycle collisions, making prosecution difficult.
• Creates flattest roadkill of any SUV (sport utility vehicle).
• Voted Best Behemoth (1999) by Road Menace magazine.